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My recap of 2012
3 min read
& I found this...
[12/11/2012 8:31:44 PM] Jurney Hitler: i will fucking fuck you fucking hard
[12/11/2012 8:31:46 PM] Jurney Hitler: fucking bitch ass fucker
[12/11/2012 8:31:56 PM] Kaylen: Im sorry I dont want to be fucked by a californian
[12/11/2012 8:31:57 PM] Jurney Hitler: fucking fuck dick fucker fucker
[12/11/2012 8:32:09 PM] Kaylen: FUCKITY FUCK PENATRATE MY ASSHOLE
[12/11/2012 8:32:18 PM] Jurney Hitler: fucker fuck fuck fuck fucker fuckerino fuckerass fucking fuckery fuckity
[12/11/2012 8:32:34 PM] Jurney Hitler: fuckity fuckity fuck shit fuck'
[12/11/2012 8:32:55 PM] Kaylen: Suck my cock
[12/11/2012 8:33:01 PM] Jurney Hitler: I FUCKING WILL YOU FUCK
[12/11/2012 8:33:18 PM] Kaylen: I'D ENJOY HAVING YOUR SOFT WARM LIPS AROUND MY FUCKING SHAFT
[12/11/2012 8:33:40 PM] Jurney Hitler: DELICIOUS
[12/11/2012 8:33:43 PM] Jurney Hitler: GIMME THAT COCK IM SO HUNGRY
[12/11/2012 8:34:17 PM] Kaylen: I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU DEEPTHROAT IT WHERE I CAN HEAR YOUR WONDERFUL GAGS
[12/11/2012 8:34:33 PM] Jurney Hitler: I WLL CHOKE SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SOOO YEAH....HOPE YOU HAD A NICE 2012.
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#NOLIFE~~
2 min read
I just bought
Half life 2
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Killing floor
Dead island
Sims 3 high end lot stuff, Seasons, Late night, and generations
and a huge Saints Row 3 bundle
Ahh, #nolife
Brb for 3 weeks, gonna be glued to steam lololol....
Half life 2
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Killing floor
Dead island
Sims 3 high end lot stuff, Seasons, Late night, and generations
and a huge Saints Row 3 bundle
Ahh, #nolife
Brb for 3 weeks, gonna be glued to steam lololol....
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My mother divorced my dad when I was 5, I still had a great connection with him, still do. She got married again and lets just say shit happened and he's in jail. Today, literally like 30 minutes ago my mom announced she was marrying my REAL dad...again. Let's just say, i'm seriously so fucking happy right now I could literally die.
I need to explode. If I wasn't so fucking sore after a basketball game, running 3 miles, and a bunch of warm up drills I'd run up and down the street. But, sadly, for now i'm just gonna lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling swearing at my coach under my breath.
I need to explode. If I wasn't so fucking sore after a basketball game, running 3 miles, and a bunch of warm up drills I'd run up and down the street. But, sadly, for now i'm just gonna lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling swearing at my coach under my breath.
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Ahh, here we are Sidney.
8 min read
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I literally have NONE at ALL.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
My middle name, a painting I did, pictures of me when I was little, posters of the band "The offspring" and "Pendulum", and writing.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I dont think so, I laugh.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Rock & Techno
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
For it to be friday night over again, because I made a huge mistake and i'd like to fix it.
7. WHAT/WHO DO YOU MISS?
Luke<3
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Honestly don't really have one. =.=
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'3, I'm short. :c
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
If it's like where I literally cant move, then yes, otherwise, no?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes. ._.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
To be honest, Melissa, because I really thought she committed suicide, even though I think she hates me or think I hate her, I still care for her a lot and I regret what happened between us. :/
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Being buried alive.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Green eyes, blonde or brown
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
#foreveralone
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Energy drink..
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Hate pizza.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Chicken.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Lime Green
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
My best friend gave me a little heart locket a week before he moved to the United States last year. He was pretty much who I went to talk to about LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Yes
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't have one
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
21
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Why does it even matter
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
It's just a dream until you turn it into reality.
(Totally didn't just quote Siyr
)
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Out behind my granddad's old place there's an old tree that grows over the river and I like to sit up in that branch and just watch the river. :/
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I've only been to the united states once, and I went to Florida.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Arm strength
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
No
37. FIRST JOB?
Working for grandfather's old store
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I guess
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Talking to
and 
on skype about just random shit. lol
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
I don't think so? lol
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My eyes
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No, thank god >_> I dont like them ._.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Uh..it's kinda far away and I dont really know?
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
NOPE
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Too emotional, I hate that. .=.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Hanging with friends.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
WHAT....
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaam (saaaann)
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
PEN CLICKING, YEAH I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. *prepares to be shot*
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Yeah.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I guess? lol
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
HELL YEAH, I just watched that movie, lmao.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not really, depends on their personality.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Going off on people over the internet
WOOOO!
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I'd look stupid if I lost 58 lbs because i'm sorta like really small.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A little car (and i'm a girl.) -,-
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
around 78
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No, I was scared of him.
63. Do you use sarcasm?
All the time
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Both mixed together
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Personality and interests
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Sadly, squirt. For two reasons, being small and i'm sure you'd get the other. >-< Fuck my friends xD
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Reading people's minds.
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
The walking dead
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Have sex with them (69, and I had to be a little immature bitch. :/)
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Don't have one, lol
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yeah xD
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Yea
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Go to sleep
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
United States.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Idk
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Pendulum
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Soda
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Friend Anika
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, hair, clothes
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Write, although I usually never show anyone the stories..
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
You.
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Summer
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
None
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yeah
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Blonde
86. EYE COLOR?
Light blue
87. SHOE SIZE?
I have small feet 3:
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
None
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
None
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never had it
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Nope...
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
None
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
None of the above
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisssssssssss<3
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships
97. HAVE YOU EVER DRANK?
Yeah
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I guess?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Unwholly
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
None of your fucking business, that's how I describe it. lol
I literally have NONE at ALL.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
My middle name, a painting I did, pictures of me when I was little, posters of the band "The offspring" and "Pendulum", and writing.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I dont think so, I laugh.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Rock & Techno
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
For it to be friday night over again, because I made a huge mistake and i'd like to fix it.
7. WHAT/WHO DO YOU MISS?
Luke<3
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Honestly don't really have one. =.=
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'3, I'm short. :c
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
If it's like where I literally cant move, then yes, otherwise, no?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Yes. ._.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
To be honest, Melissa, because I really thought she committed suicide, even though I think she hates me or think I hate her, I still care for her a lot and I regret what happened between us. :/
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Being buried alive.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Green eyes, blonde or brown
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
#foreveralone
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Energy drink..
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Hate pizza.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Chicken.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Lime Green
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
My best friend gave me a little heart locket a week before he moved to the United States last year. He was pretty much who I went to talk to about LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Yes
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't have one
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
21
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Why does it even matter
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
It's just a dream until you turn it into reality.
(Totally didn't just quote Siyr
)33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Out behind my granddad's old place there's an old tree that grows over the river and I like to sit up in that branch and just watch the river. :/
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I've only been to the united states once, and I went to Florida.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Arm strength
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
No
37. FIRST JOB?
Working for grandfather's old store
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I guess
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Talking to
and on skype about just random shit. lol41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
I don't think so? lol
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My eyes
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No, thank god >_> I dont like them ._.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Uh..it's kinda far away and I dont really know?
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
NOPE
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Too emotional, I hate that. .=.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Hanging with friends.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
WHAT....
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaam (saaaann)
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
PEN CLICKING, YEAH I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. *prepares to be shot*
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Yeah.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I guess? lol
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
HELL YEAH, I just watched that movie, lmao.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not really, depends on their personality.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Going off on people over the internet
WOOOO!
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I'd look stupid if I lost 58 lbs because i'm sorta like really small.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A little car (and i'm a girl.) -,-
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
around 78
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No, I was scared of him.
63. Do you use sarcasm?
All the time
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Both mixed together
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Personality and interests
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Sadly, squirt. For two reasons, being small and i'm sure you'd get the other. >-< Fuck my friends xD
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Reading people's minds.
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
The walking dead
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Have sex with them (69, and I had to be a little immature bitch. :/)
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Don't have one, lol
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yeah xD
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Yea
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Go to sleep
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
United States.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Idk
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Pendulum
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Soda
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Friend Anika
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, hair, clothes
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Write, although I usually never show anyone the stories..
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
You.
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Summer
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
None
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yeah
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Blonde
86. EYE COLOR?
Light blue
87. SHOE SIZE?
I have small feet 3:
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
None
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
None
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never had it
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Nope...
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
None
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
None of the above
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisssssssssss<3
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships
97. HAVE YOU EVER DRANK?
Yeah
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I guess?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Unwholly
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
None of your fucking business, that's how I describe it. lol
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...Friends with benefits
2 min read
I only have one opinion on this movie,
FUNNIEST
SEX
SCENES
EVER.
And to be honest, the part at the flash mob and they kissed made me cry. I'm such a wuss that it's not even funny. lol
FUNNIEST
SEX
SCENES
EVER.
And to be honest, the part at the flash mob and they kissed made me cry. I'm such a wuss that it's not even funny. lol
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My recap of 2012 by xKaylen, journal
My recap of 2012
& I found this...
[12/11/2012 8:31:44 PM] Jurney Hitler: i will fucking fuck you fucking hard
[12/11/2012 8:31:46 PM] Jurney Hitler: fucking bitch ass fucker
[12/11/2012 8:31:56 PM] Kaylen: Im sorry I dont want to be fucked by a californian
[12/11/2012 8:31:57 PM] Jurney Hitler: fucking fuck dick fucker fucker
[12/11/2012 8:32:09 PM] Kaylen: FUCKITY FUCK PENATRATE MY ASSHOLE
[12/11/2012 8:32:18 PM] Jurney Hitler: fucker fuck fuck fuck fucker fuckerino fuckerass fucking fuckery fuckity
[12/11/2012 8:32:34 PM] Jurney Hitler: fuckity fuckity fuck shit fuck'
[12/11/2012 8:32:55 PM] Kaylen: Suck my cock
[12/11/2012 8:33:01 PM] Jurney Hitl
#NOLIFE~~ by xKaylen, journal
#NOLIFE~~
I just bought
Half life 2
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Killing floor
Dead island
Sims 3 high end lot stuff, Seasons, Late night, and generations
and a huge Saints Row 3 bundle
Ahh, #nolife
Brb for 3 weeks, gonna be glued to steam lololol....
That moment you're so happy you could honestly die by xKaylen, journal
That moment you're so happy you could honestly die
My mother divorced my dad when I was 5, I still had a great connection with him, still do. She got married again and lets just say shit happened and he's in jail. Today, literally like 30 minutes ago my mom announced she was marrying my REAL dad...again. Let's just say, i'm seriously so fucking happy right now I could literally die.
I need to explode. If I wasn't so fucking sore after a basketball game, running 3 miles, and a bunch of warm up drills I'd run up and down the street. But, sadly, for now i'm just gonna lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling swearing at my coach under my breath.
Ahh, here we are Sidney. by xKaylen, journal
Ahh, here we are Sidney.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I literally have NONE at ALL.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
My middle name, a painting I did, pictures of me when I was little, posters of the band "The offspring" and "Pendulum", and writing.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I dont think so, I laugh.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Rock & Techno
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
For it to be friday night over again, because I made a huge mistake and i'd like to fix it.
7. WHAT/WHO DO YOU MISS?
Luke<3 ~xLuk3 (https://www.deviantart.com/xluk3)
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST P